Blake Sea Adventures
with The League of Butt PiratesIn The Virtual World of Second Life®
Summer is coming to a close and that means it'll soon be time to put away your sexy summer outfits and unpack your fat clothes for fall and winter.
Our Summer's End cruise is your last chance to look fabulous this year before you crawl into your winter cave, gain 100 pounds and your family becomes concerned about your general state of appearance.
The end point in our route will bring us to Amalfi, the new Blake Sea Adventures headquarters and home port for the League of Butt Pirates. Cocktails will be served on the rear deck, so you can drink yourselves into a stupor while bemoaning your impending blimpout and ralphing over the railing from alcohol poisoning. The fish will appreciate the food.
The good news is that, despite your winter expansion, everyone will lie to you and say you still look pretty because people are inherently cruel when they smell easy prey.
The old timers among us whisper bone-chilling tales of The Leviathan, an ancient sea monster that once wandered Second Life swallowing entire regions and their inhabitants. Legend holds that the monster could Ruthify scores of avatars with a single glance, melt entire cities into flexi-prims with its foul breath, and bring down the grid for days on end with a mere stomp of its foot.
Over the years, many have ventured into the leviathan's lair on Skelly Isle to uncover the mystery surrounding the monster's sudden disappearance. No one has ever survived!
Shrouded in mist and myth, Skelly Isle still beckons the brave - will you be the one who solves the mystery?